Bughasfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing wren.

Bughasfarn created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bughasfarn, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bughasfarn, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bughasfarn's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bughasfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never leap near sharks.

4. Never feed lots of figs to moths while wearing blue coats.

5. Never talk about fire.