Weepagrill is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring raccoon.

Weepagrill created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Weepagrill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Weepagrill, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Weepagrill's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Weepagrill's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Weepagrill.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.