Fadzimbit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient gorilla.

Fadzimbit created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadzimbit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadzimbit, he will turn you into a plant.

Fadzimbit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fadzimbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.