Ratnarlop is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, narcissistic dryad.

Ratnarlop created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratnarlop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ratnarlop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ratnarlop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ratnarlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Ratnarlop on top of important buildings.

5. Fast once a month.