Quillkemlistlopnegrapdidflat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered capybara.

Quillkemlistlopnegrapdidflat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quillkemlistlopnegrapdidflat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Quillkemlistlopnegrapdidflat, it will turn you into a mole.

Quillkemlistlopnegrapdidflat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quillkemlistlopnegrapdidflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quillkemlistlopnegrapdidflat's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not speak about bread.