Cissdansadhabmadbap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, proud lion.

Cissdansadhabmadbap created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissdansadhabmadbap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cissdansadhabmadbap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cissdansadhabmadbap's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cissdansadhabmadbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never write about stars.