Tigdodtap Podpibbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, wise dragonfly.

Tigdodtap Podpibbot created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdodtap Podpibbot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tigdodtap Podpibbot, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tigdodtap Podpibbot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tigdodtap Podpibbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never paint your hands cyan.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tigdodtap Podpibbot.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.