Lenlan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, flying manatee.

Lenlan created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenlan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lenlan, it will turn you into a worm.

Lenlan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven moths approach from the north.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear boots.