Banyarprut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident hamster.

Banyarprut created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banyarprut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Banyarprut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Banyarprut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Banyarprut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banyarprut.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Run away if nine moths approach from the south.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.