Stikcinnurlnigrankempidrip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate donkey.

Stikcinnurlnigrankempidrip created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Stikcinnurlnigrankempidrip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikcinnurlnigrankempidrip, it will jump up and down on your head.

Stikcinnurlnigrankempidrip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stikcinnurlnigrankempidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never wear turquoise hats.