Kimpogrig Yimmabbabsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, impressive tapir.

Kimpogrig Yimmabbabsaf created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Kimpogrig Yimmabbabsaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kimpogrig Yimmabbabsaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kimpogrig Yimmabbabsaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kimpogrig Yimmabbabsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from black whales for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look at galaxies.