Bossrillkimpogkarquim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless grasshopper.

Bossrillkimpogkarquim created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossrillkimpogkarquim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bossrillkimpogkarquim, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bossrillkimpogkarquim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bossrillkimpogkarquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Bossrillkimpogkarquim's name in vain.