Flatlistmum Dudbitbom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, emotional hydra.

Flatlistmum Dudbitbom created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatlistmum Dudbitbom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flatlistmum Dudbitbom, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flatlistmum Dudbitbom's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flatlistmum Dudbitbom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to birds while wearing black shirts.