Fliglabjab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy monkey.

Fliglabjab created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliglabjab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fliglabjab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Fliglabjab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fliglabjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Worship no other gods but Fliglabjab.