Appstikdibbonksandlist is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying penguin.

Appstikdibbonksandlist created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appstikdibbonksandlist, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Appstikdibbonksandlist, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Appstikdibbonksandlist's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Appstikdibbonksandlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.