Vagxuckbin is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, weak owl.

Vagxuckbin created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagxuckbin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vagxuckbin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Vagxuckbin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vagxuckbin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never jump in the presence of mites.