Misfabarn Dotkikfid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical squirrel.

Misfabarn Dotkikfid created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfabarn Dotkikfid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Misfabarn Dotkikfid, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Misfabarn Dotkikfid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Misfabarn Dotkikfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Never hop near voles.

4. Misfabarn Dotkikfid loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect your elders.