Hadgennutbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient capybara.

Hadgennutbud created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadgennutbud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hadgennutbud, it will turn you into a snail.

Hadgennutbud's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hadgennutbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near mites while wearing purple trousers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near whales while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing six zinc spheres on your neck.