Cimpodwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful butterfly.

Cimpodwod created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Cimpodwod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cimpodwod, he will strike you with lightening.

Cimpodwod's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cimpodwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always wear purple.