Jadfabnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, benevolent mouse.

Jadfabnarl created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadfabnarl, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jadfabnarl, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jadfabnarl's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jadfabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Jadfabnarl must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear black shorts.