Lat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, idiotic bat.

Lat created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Lat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.