Wigwonmid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty snail.

Wigwonmid created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wigwonmid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wigwonmid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Wigwonmid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wigwonmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. You must love Wigwonmid.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from indigo otters for they are unholy.