Ligbarnjad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, kind parrot.

Ligbarnjad created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ligbarnjad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ligbarnjad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ligbarnjad's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ligbarnjad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ligbarnjad first in all things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed wheat to eagles while wearing kilts.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Never think about nebulae.