Cidhubdut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, two-faced crane.

Cidhubdut created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cidhubdut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cidhubdut, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cidhubdut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cidhubdut's Holy Commandments

1. Cidhubdut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear cyan boots.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near frogs while wearing mauve rings.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never eat green fruit.