Gemrillgess is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate donkey.

Gemrillgess created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemrillgess, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gemrillgess, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gemrillgess' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gemrillgess' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.