Xuckarpfemdad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish beaver.

Xuckarpfemdad created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckarpfemdad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xuckarpfemdad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xuckarpfemdad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Xuckarpfemdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Xuckarpfemdad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about dark energy near doves while wearing cyan trousers and balancing eight lead spheres on your chest.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Xuckarpfemdad in the centre of the settlement.