Bomdamdot is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind finch.

Bomdamdot created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomdamdot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bomdamdot, it will turn you into a plant.

Bomdamdot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bomdamdot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bomdamdot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Bomdamdot first in all things.

3. Run away from violet rats, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to bats while wearing green trousers.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.