Spagtalgil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking duck.

Spagtalgil created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagtalgil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spagtalgil, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Spagtalgil's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Spagtalgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue boots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.