Cabtonkrut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, narcissistic fairy.

Cabtonkrut created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabtonkrut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cabtonkrut, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cabtonkrut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cabtonkrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Hide from turquoise mites for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Cabtonkrut loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.