Cabtonkrut is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, narcissistic
fairy.
Cabtonkrut created bats six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cabtonkrut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Cabtonkrut, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Cabtonkrut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Cabtonkrut's Holy Commandments1. Never go into white rooms.
2. Hide from turquoise mites for they are unholy.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Cabtonkrut loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.
5. Never think about quantum field theory.