Quattinpog Zagyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, contented hyena.

Quattinpog Zagyarl created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quattinpog Zagyarl, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quattinpog Zagyarl, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quattinpog Zagyarl's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Quattinpog Zagyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Quattinpog Zagyarl on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear yellow corsets.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.