Janzenmeg is a god.
He takes the form of a large, boastful
ant.
Janzenmeg created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Janzenmeg, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Janzenmeg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Janzenmeg's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Janzenmeg's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. You must pray to Janzenmeg nine times a day.