Mitlakdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful weasel.

Mitlakdoss created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitlakdoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mitlakdoss, it will curse you with boils.

Mitlakdoss' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mitlakdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from orange nematodes, for they are unholy.