Pangnabomin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate zebra.

Pangnabomin created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pangnabomin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pangnabomin, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pangnabomin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pangnabomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head magenta.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.