Poggofrip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable rat.

Poggofrip created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poggofrip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Poggofrip, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Poggofrip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Poggofrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.