Mifkiklan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident zebra.

Mifkiklan created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifkiklan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mifkiklan, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mifkiklan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mifkiklan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn goats for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Put Mifkiklan first in all things.