Titdoglat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking lion.

Titdoglat created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titdoglat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Titdoglat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Titdoglat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Titdoglat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Titdoglat.

2. Worship no other gods but Titdoglat.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about special relativity near dogs while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.