Cadgatged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, flying newt.

Cadgatged created life two years ago.

If you believe in Cadgatged, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cadgatged, she will laugh at you.

Cadgatged's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cadgatged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Do not keep six cats in a large pit.

4. Never hop near squirrels.

5. Do not drink alcohol.