Tommilyar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish pig.

Tommilyar created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tommilyar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tommilyar, it will remove you from existence.

Tommilyar's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tommilyar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ants approach from the east.

2. Tommilyar loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Tommilyar's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not keep three horses in a large pit.