Gebquartril is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing wasp.

Gebquartril created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebquartril, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebquartril, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gebquartril's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gebquartril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never play with disobedient children.