Farnafflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective ant.

Farnafflig created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnafflig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Farnafflig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Farnafflig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Farnafflig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight turtles approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to great tits while wearing black scarves.

5. Retreat if six seals approach from the north.