Bundonhatbessarplitdun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive lizard.

Bundonhatbessarplitdun created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Bundonhatbessarplitdun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bundonhatbessarplitdun, she will turn you into a mole.

Bundonhatbessarplitdun's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bundonhatbessarplitdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.