Hanfotfad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless narwhal.

Hanfotfad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanfotfad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hanfotfad, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hanfotfad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hanfotfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Always help mites in need.