Benminhivruttfentaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced fox.

Benminhivruttfentaf created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benminhivruttfentaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Benminhivruttfentaf, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Benminhivruttfentaf's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Benminhivruttfentaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing orange kilts and balancing six silver spheres on your face.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.