Gedceb is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever camel.

Gedceb created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gedceb, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedceb, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gedceb's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gedceb's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Gedceb in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.