Zodpadpad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic meerkat.

Zodpadpad created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodpadpad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodpadpad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zodpadpad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Zodpadpad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.