Stragyartbep is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish lion.

Stragyartbep created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stragyartbep, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragyartbep, it will not care at all.

Stragyartbep's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Stragyartbep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Stragyartbep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never paint your legs orange.

4. Always obey Stragyartbep's priests.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.