Kiktettimifcithapbotbun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, capable lobster.

Kiktettimifcithapbotbun created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Kiktettimifcithapbotbun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kiktettimifcithapbotbun, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kiktettimifcithapbotbun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kiktettimifcithapbotbun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Worship no other gods but Kiktettimifcithapbotbun.

5. Respect your elders.