Misrawdad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent hamster.

Misrawdad created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Misrawdad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Misrawdad, he will turn you into a dog.

Misrawdad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Misrawdad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.