Davponyakhiggun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing owl.

Davponyakhiggun created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davponyakhiggun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davponyakhiggun, she will not care at all.

Davponyakhiggun's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Davponyakhiggun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Hide if three swans approach from the east.