Carfodbot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, grumpy clam.

Carfodbot created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carfodbot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Carfodbot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Carfodbot's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Carfodbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Never feed peanuts to mites while wearing brown stockings.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Put Carfodbot first in all things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.